Taxes inflate the price of gas around Chicago!
We probably took 3 years off our life eating a horseshoe – A horse shoe is a Springfield delicacy that is basically a pile of beef covered with cheese and french fries on a bed of Texas Toast. I can hear our arteries clogging.
Route 66 has horrible signage.
Illinois is more than Chicago.
“Bitches need tips!” at least according to the girls at the Weiner’s Circle.
Chicago River is the only river to be reversed send that nastiness down to Missouri (Bud Light is apparently bottled in Missouri and sent back up to Chicago as punishment)
State parks only take reservations up to a week prior then it becomes walk-up (first-come first-serve) – not a risk we want to take after a 5 hour drive.